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Bitchcraft Mouse Pad – Stir the Pot, Click the Plot

Price

$12.99

Sassy Desk Accessory | Office Decor | Work from Home Queen | Rectangle or Round

 

Work your magic—and your mouse—with the Bitchcraft Mouse Pad.

 

For the queens who turn meetings into masterclasses and truth bombs into an art form, this desk accessory isn’t just stylish—it’s a daily spell of sass and success.

 

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Wickedly Bold Design:
    Features the unapologetic "Bitchcraft" design—because you stir the pot better than anyone else at the table.

  • Built for the Boss Witches:
    Made from durable neoprene rubber with a soft top for smooth scrolling and savage planning.

  • Stays Put During Power Moves:
    Non-slip bottom grips your desk like you grip your destiny.

  • Choose Your Spell Circle:
    Available in both rectangle and round shapes to suit your vibe (and your workspace aesthetic).

 

Perfect for:

  • Commanding Zoom calls

  • Strategizing your next savage success

  • Reminding the peasants who really runs the meeting

 

Care Instructions:

  • Spot clean with warm water and dish soap.

  • For stubborn spots, use a soft-bristled brush—because some stains, like some coworkers, need extra effort.

 

PLEASE NOTE:

The Crowned Syndicate uses a print-on-demand model, meaning each product is conjured just for you. Returns and exchanges are NOT supported if you order the wrong size, shape, or color—or change your mind mid-spell. If your mouse pad arrives damaged or defective, send us a clear photo—we’ll fix it faster than you can say "Accio Replacement!"

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