Name: Bitchilante Candle – Light It Up, Burn It Down
Brand: The Crowned Syndicate

Snarky Gift | Savage Decor | Long-Burning Soy Wax | Hand-Poured in the USA

Forget throwing shade—light it on fire. The Bitchilante Candle is made for the unapologetic few who are done being polite and ready to serve justice, one savage burn at a time.
Hand-poured in eco-conscious coconut apricot wax, this candle fuels your petty vengeance sustainably—because karma deserves a little style.

Light it, own it, and let that sweet scent of retribution fill the room.

Features Worth Fighting For:

Eco-Conscious Sass:
Non-toxic, vegan coconut apricot wax. Cruelty-free and hand-poured in the USA.
Petty, But Make It Pretty:
Sleek amber or crystal-clear glass vessels with luxe gold lids you’ll want to reuse—because sustainability should always look this sexy.
Long-Lasting Drama:
Up to 50 hours of delicious burn time. Just long enough to plot your next move.
Choose Your Weapon (Scent):
Available in 9 savage aromas to match your mood, your mission, or your moment.

Your Aroma Arsenal:

(Available in natural, dye-free wax.)

Fraser Fir: Crisp, woodsy, and colder than your stare.
Cinnamon Chai: Cozy comfort with a spicy side-eye.
Cashmere Musk: Sophisticated savage energy.
Beachwood: Fresh, clean, and completely unbothered.
Mango Coconut: Sweet up front, savage underneath.
Vanilla Bean: Classic charm with a bourbon twist.
Lavender: Relaxed on the outside, ruthless on the inside.
Blackberry Vanilla: Sweet revenge, bottled.
Unscented: Silent but deadly (energy).

Candle Care Instructions:

Trim wick to ¼ inch before each burn to avoid soot and uneven burning.
Burn until the entire surface is melted to prevent tunneling.
Burn no more than 3 hours at a time. Cool before relighting.
Place candle on a heat-resistant surface, away from fans, drafts, and basic people.
Never leave a candle unattended. Snuff it out like a true queen—with grace and a touch of drama.

PLEASE NOTE:

The Crowned Syndicate uses a print-on-demand model, meaning every product is made to order just for you. Because of this, returns and exchanges are NOT supported if you change your mind, order the wrong item, or choose the wrong scent. However, if your candle arrives damaged or there’s a manufacturing issue, please contact us immediately with a clear photo—we’ll handle it faster than you can say "Bitchilante."