Name: Cheeky DM’s Candle – Snatch 'Em & Light It Up
Brand: The Crowned Syndicate

Snarky Candle | Savage Decor | Long-Burning Coconut Wax | Hand-Poured in the USA

Found him lurking in your DMs again? Light a match—not your patience.
The Cheeky DM’s Candle isn’t just a fragrance; it’s a full-blown mood. Featuring a fierce female hand elegantly pinching a tiny man in a suit (where he belongs), this candle sends the message loud and clear: You're not the one to play with.

Whether you're igniting a laugh, serving side-eye, or simply celebrating your self-sovereignty, this candle is here to flame—and slay—in all the right ways.

Why You’ll Obsess Over It:

Eco-Conscious Sass:
Non-toxic, vegan coconut apricot wax. Clean burning and hand-poured right here in the USA.
Savage Burn Time:
Up to 50 hours of glorious, passive-aggressive ambiance.
Fierce Scents:
Choose from 9 bold aromas that hit harder than a DM left on read.
Chic AF Decor:
Sleek amber or crystal-clear glass vessels crowned with a luxe gold lid. Trash the man, keep the jar.

Available Scents:

(Each candle naturally colored—no synthetic dyes, no fake energy.)

Fraser Fir: Fresh, sharp, and stronger than your ex’s excuses.
Cinnamon Chai: Spicy warmth for those who stay cozy while cutting people off.
Cashmere Musk: Smooth, classy, and always three steps ahead.
Beachwood: Breezy and fresh—like your attitude post-block.
Mango Coconut: Sweet, but always in control.
Vanilla Bean: Rich, warm, and a little intoxicating.
Lavender: Calm on the surface, dangerous underneath.
Blackberry Vanilla: Fruity with just enough depth to sting.
Unscented: Silent... but savage.

Candle Care Instructions:

Trim the wick to ¼ inch before each burn for a clean, steady flame.
Let the wax melt fully across the top during each burn to avoid tunneling.
Never burn more than 3 hours at a time. (Yes, even when you're mid-rant.)
Always burn in a well-ventilated area on a heat-resistant surface.
Never leave a candle unattended—or a DM unchecked.
Use a snuffer to extinguish for maximum dramatic effect.

PLEASE NOTE:

The Crowned Syndicate uses a print-on-demand model, meaning each item is custom made just for you. Because of this, returns and exchanges are NOT supported for wrong sizes, color changes, or buyer’s remorse.
If your candle arrives damaged or with a manufacturing issue, send us a clear photo immediately—we’ll handle it like the queens we are.