DejaHoe Candle – Seen That Hoe Before

Snarky Gift | Savage Home Decor | Long-Burning Coconut Wax | Hand-Poured in the USA

Ever scroll past someone and think, "Haven’t I seen this mess before?" Yeah. Same.
The DejaHoe Candle is here to bring that flash of recognition—and a whole lot of petty energy—to your space. Burn it for every time life throws you a repeat offender, recycled drama, or a face you wish you'd forgotten.

Why You’ll Light It (Again and Again):

• Eco-Conscious Sass:
  Hand-poured with non-toxic, vegan coconut apricot wax. Sustainability never smelled so shady.

• Long-Lasting Pettiness:
  Up to 50 hours of flickering shade to keep the repeat offenders at bay.

• Signature Scents:
  Choose from 9 fabulous fragrances—each one ready to burn bridges and bad memories alike.

• Stylish AF Decor:
  Sleek amber or crystal-clear glass vessels, crowned with chic gold lids. Trash the memory, keep the container.

Your DejaHoe Aroma Lineup:

(Each candle is naturally colored—no dyes, no drama.)

• Fraser Fir: Fresh, cold, and sharper than your memory.

• Cinnamon Chai: Warm comfort for when the faces get tired.

• Cashmere Musk: Sophisticated side-eye in scent form.

• Beachwood: Clean, fresh, like deleting toxic numbers.

• Mango Coconut: Bright, juicy, with no hint of regret.

• Vanilla Bean: Sweetness for the soul. Bitterness optional.

• Lavender: Chill the flashbacks, relax the rage.

• Blackberry Vanilla: Fruity, rich, unforgettable (unfortunately, like that hoe).

• Unscented: Silent judgment—no fragrance needed.

Candle Care Instructions:

• Trim the wick to ¼ inch before lighting for a clean, even burn.

• Allow the wax to melt fully across the top before extinguishing.

• Burn no longer than 3 hours at a time. (Even petty needs pacing.)

• Always place on a heat-resistant surface, away from drafts—and clowns.

• Never leave unattended. Snuff out with style using a candle snuffer.

PLEASE NOTE:

The Crowned Syndicate uses a print-on-demand model, meaning every candle is made to order. Returns and exchanges are NOT accepted for changes of mind, wrong scent, or other regrets.
However, if your product arrives damaged or with a manufacturing issue, send us a clear photo—we’ll fix it faster than you can say "DejaHoe."