Name: DejaPoo Candle – Heard That Sh*t Before
Brand: The Crowned Syndicate

Funny Gift | Savage Office Decor | Long-Burning Coconut Wax | Hand-Poured in the USA

Same sh*t, different day? Light up the DejaPoo Candle and clear the air—literally and emotionally.

Perfect for office meetings that should've been emails, family gatherings where Uncle Joe’s on his greatest hits tour, or any situation where history insists on repeating itself.

Why You'll Be Obsessed:

Eco-Conscious Sass:
Hand-poured with vegan, non-toxic coconut apricot wax. Smells good. Burns better. Saves the planet while roasting the past.
Long-Lasting Eyerolls:
Up to 50 hours of burn time. More than enough to survive the next rerun of someone’s bad decisions.
Savage Scents:
Choose from 9 mood-matching fragrances—because at least something should be refreshing.
Stylish AF Decor:
Housed in sleek amber or clear glass vessels with a boss-level gold lid. For once, the packaging doesn’t disappoint.

Your Aroma Lineup:

(Naturally colored, because fake people are enough.)

Fraser Fir: Sharp, fresh, and no BS.
Cinnamon Chai: Warm, spicy comfort for enduring familiar chaos.
Cashmere Musk: Sophisticated shade in scent form.
Beachwood: Fresh AF—unlike today’s drama.
Mango Coconut: Sweet, bright, and totally over it.
Vanilla Bean: Smooth like the way you’re tuning it all out.
Lavender: Zen you’ll need to survive story time.
Blackberry Vanilla: Sweet on the surface, savage at heart.
Unscented: Quiet rebellion at its finest.

Candle Care Instructions:

Trim wick to ¼ inch before each burn for a clean, even flame.
Let the wax melt fully across the surface before extinguishing (no tunneling allowed).
Burn for no more than 3 hours at a time. Cool before relighting.
Always burn on a heat-resistant surface, far away from boring conversations.
Never leave unattended. Snuff out like a boss.

PLEASE NOTE:

The Crowned Syndicate candles are print-on-demand, meaning each product is made custom just for you. Because of this, returns and exchanges are NOT supported for wrong scent choices, mind changes, or duplicate déjà vu regrets. However, if your candle arrives damaged or defective, send us a clear photo—we’ll sort it faster than you can say "DejaPoo."