Name: Jealousy Is a Disease – Get Well Soon, Bitch! Vegan Candle
Brand: The Crowned Syndicate

Snarky Candle | Funny Gift | Long-Burning Soy Wax | Hand-Poured in the USA

Got envy in the air? Light a match and let the healing begin. The Jealousy Is a Disease: Get Well Soon, Bitch! candle is the ultimate shady remedy for bitter vibes, backhanded compliments, and insecure onlookers. Whether it's a gift or a personal power move, this candle says what we’re all thinking—with style, sass, and a whole lot of scent.

Scented with Sass:
Choose from 9 wickedly good aromas to transform any room into a no-jealousy zone. With our clean-burning coconut apricot wax, you can throw shade and still be eco-conscious. You're not just burning a candle—you’re curing a vibe.

Elegant + Extra:
Housed in your choice of clear or amber glass with a chic gold lid, this candle is a décor piece with bite. Leave it on display for an aesthetic warning sign: jealousy won’t be tolerated here.

Perfect for Frenemies:
Whether you're gifting your favorite pot-stirrer or setting the tone in your own space, this candle makes a hilariously honest statement that smells as good as it looks.

Key Features:

Eco-Conscious Burn:
Non-toxic, vegan, coconut apricot wax—hand-poured with love (and a little sarcasm) in the USA.
Up to 50 Hours of Flame-Throwing:
Long-lasting burn with consistent fragrance throw from start to savage finish.
Sustainable Sass:
Reuse the sleek amber or clear glass vessel with a luxe gold lid—because even petty can be planet-friendly.
Pick Your Poison:
Available in 9 unapologetically fabulous scents. (All candles are naturally colored—no synthetic dyes.)

Scent Options:

Fraser Fir – Fresh, foresty, and perfect for clearing out shady vibes.
Cinnamon Chai – Warm and cozy with just enough spice to stir the pot.
Cashmere Musk – Rich, smooth, and more sophisticated than your competition.
Beachwood – Bright and breezy, like life without toxic people.
Mango Coconut – Tropical, sweet, and zero drama.
Vanilla Bean – Comforting and classic—don’t let the sweetness fool you.
Lavender – Calming, clarifying, and a little passive-aggressive (in the best way).
Blackberry Vanilla – Fruity and indulgent, like sweet revenge.
Unscented – For when you don’t need to say a word. Let the label do the talking.

Candle Care Instructions:

Trim the wick to ¼ inch before each burn to avoid soot and uneven melting.
Burn until the entire top layer of wax is melted to prevent tunneling.
Never burn more than 3 hours at a time—take a break, like a true queen.
Burn in a well-ventilated room, on a heat-resistant surface, and far from anything flammable (or fragile egos).
Never leave unattended. Keep out of reach of pets, kids, and jealous exes.
Always use a candle snuffer to extinguish for best results.

PLEASE NOTE:
The Crowned Syndicate uses a print-on-demand model, meaning each item is custom made when you order it. For this reason, returns and exchanges are not accepted due to sizing or buyer’s remorse. However, if your product arrives damaged or with a manufacturing error, please reach out to us right away with a clear photo of the issue—we’ve got you.