Name: Sistwhores Candle – Double the Entendre, Double the Sass
Brand: The Crowned Syndicate

Sassy Sisterhood Gift | Luxe Decor | Long-Burning Coconut Wax | Hand-Poured in the USA

Sisterhood is sacred. And slightly inappropriate—just the way we like it.
The Sistwhores Candle celebrates your ride-or-die crew with bold elegance: a baroque-style plaque, a wicked blackletter font, and a cheeky proclamation of "Double Entendre Support Sisters."

Light it up and let the laughter (and innuendo) flow.

Why You’ll Love It:

Eco-Conscious Sass:
Non-toxic, vegan coconut apricot wax. Hand-poured in the USA, because being bad never felt so good.
Long-Lasting Double Takes:
Up to 50 hours of clean burn time—because your jokes (and your bonds) deserve to last.
Signature Scents:
Choose from 9 unforgettable aromas. Some sweet, some spicy—just like your group chat.
Stylish AF Decor:
Encased in sleek amber or clear glass vessels topped with luxe gold lids. Fancy enough for grandma’s mantle. Dirty enough for the afterparty.

Your Aroma Options:

(Naturally colored—no dyes, no filters.)

Fraser Fir: Fresh, crisp, colder than a fake friend’s heart.
Cinnamon Chai: Cozy comfort with a naughty little kick.
Cashmere Musk: Sophisticated sass bottled perfectly.
Beachwood: Clean, crisp, and completely unbothered.
Mango Coconut: Tropical sweetness, dangerously flirty.
Vanilla Bean: Rich and warm, but never boring.
Lavender: Chill vibes for chaotic queens.
Blackberry Vanilla: Sweetly savage, just how you like it.
Unscented: Silent, but still judging.

Candle Care Instructions:

Trim wick to ¼ inch before every burn for a clean, fierce flame.
Burn until the entire top is melted to avoid tunneling (no half-assed efforts here).
Never burn for more than 3 hours at a time—good things (and good jokes) deserve pacing.
Keep on a heat-resistant surface and away from anything flammable (including old flames).
Never leave unattended. Snuff out with all the flair you live by.

PLEASE NOTE:

The Crowned Syndicate candles are print-on-demand, made just for you and your favorite bad influences.
Because of this, returns and exchanges are NOT supported if you choose the wrong scent, change your mind, or sober up.
If your candle arrives damaged or with a manufacturing defect, snap a photo and contact us—we’ll fix it, fast and fabulous.